Intro

So I decided to start writing a blog because, fuck it. I have fuck all else to be doing. If you’re reading this, which you are…..I can see ya, I do a lot of swearing. Somehow I haven’t been fired because of it. # miracle.

The Craic

If you don’t know me, and if you don’t and you’re reading this that’s actually amazing, I’m living in Glasgow at the moment trying to become a ‘made man’. I didn’t realize how hard it was to get into the UK. When I landed, I literally felt like I’d just arrived off a container ship! I had to stay in a hostel until I found a place because I needed an address to get my bank account and National Insurance Number to get a job. That was an awful 2 and a half weeks. In fairness the hostel I was staying in was decent. Although there was a woman in the bed across from me that was there 24/7 but for some reason set a fuckin alarm every morning at 7am for God knows what reason.

I’m all settled now and I’ve been here for like 3 months. I didn’t realize how strange my time here has been until I called into a friend when I was back in Galway for a few days. I was attacked by a massive seagull one day for my sandwich which I got out of the pound store. I was walking past the Central Station and I felt something grab my arm. Because I’m like the hardest man in the city tho (That’s what I call a joke) I didn’t think nothing of it and just slapped whatever it was away. I then copped what happened. I turned my head to see a huge steroid seagull do a 180 and start coming toward me. I refused to fight a seagull for a sandwich so I just threw it at him and ran.

In Conclusion

I don’t know how long my blog post should be because I’ve never done it before and I’ve never read a blog because I think bloggers are cunts ironically, but I’ve a few short stories of things that have happened in the past few months that I’ll share to fill my page up with (hopefully) interesting stuff. I don’t know how I should end this so g’luck!